Here’s how to mess with the DJ's “flow”:
1. Do a large, posed group photo on the dance floor.
2. Dress up like a videographer and wheel a video camera on a large tripod onto the dance floor with a overbearingly bright floodlight and stick it in the faces of everyone on the dance floor.
3. Ask the DJ (who has the perfect song lined up with a perfect beatmatch) to wish a happy birthday to someone and to play “Happy Birthday To You”, or to dedicate a song from such and such to so and so.
4. Ask the DJ to play the song he just played again because someone who really liked the song was in the bathroom.
5. Ask the DJ to let you sing along on the microphone to “Pour Some Sugar On Me”.
6. Sit a drink on the DJ’s equipment, especially the shaking SubWoofer.
7. Invite yourself to start looking through the Dj’s music collection because you can’t think of anything to request.
8. Yell “Freebird”.
9. Tell the DJ what song it will take to (and I quote) "get the party happening" when the dance floor has been packed all evening.
10. Put the dance floor in the middle of the room and put the DJ in the back of the room with a bunch of tables of old folks with sensitive hearing in between.
